Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.

Added: Apr 21, 2009   By: schmoyoho

Duration: 2:41

Channel: Shows

Download the mp3 here:http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-2?pytr=gregorybrothersshirts: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-Newswe're on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenewsFor the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include:Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: http://andrewgregorymusic.com/Ruth Marcus on gay marriageKiran Chetry on marijuanaSean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on piratesKatie Couric on melting iceLyrics:RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage frontFirst of all, to have a state like IowaMG: Whatchoo tryna say about IowaRM: Not the east coast stateMG: East coastRM: Not the left coast stateMG: Left coastRM: In a decision written by a republican appointeeMG: shawty, now you sounding so fineGive me your number, we can bump and grindTalkin about politics all nightLeavin the club in the mornin lightIf we get carried awayWe might get gay-married todayKC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuanaMG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from meKC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth?MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes!AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah)SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescuedThe president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veinySH: And even take some credit for authorizing the missionAG: Well, don't you worry, baby booYou'll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with youThat's what I do. Just ask Donkey Kong. He's in my crewKC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fastAG: Oh snap, how fast?KC: Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 yearsAG: Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawtyKC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just sixAG: Shit!KC: Without it there could be a snowball effectAG: OhKC: With temperatures rising even fasterIf we all don't take bold action and take it soonAG: Yeah,Both: We will find ourselves on very thin iceMG: Tell em, Hillary, pirates on very thin iceHC: These pirates are criminals They are armed gangs on the seaMG: That means the oceanHC: The United States does not make concessionsOr ransom payments to pirates...MG: Hello, shawty, we can meet up at the mallBrowse around at the bookstoreMentally ball until we fall

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