katey1dog Says:

Jun 25, 2009 - One afternoon I jacked off Lawrence Welk while jonny beat his meat from an easy chair in his studio. He was cumming so hard, he shit in my hand.

katey1dog Says:

Jun 25, 2009 - You will be missed Ed.HEYOOOOOOH!

BitterBeezy Says:

Jun 25, 2009 - This may have been the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. I don't ever, every laugh this hard. My friggin eyeglasses are fogged up from all the tears pouring out of them. HEYYY-OHHHH!

dnowitzki Says:

Jun 26, 2009 - Gilbert Gottfried is the reason anti-semitism exists.

DarwinianLogic Says:

Jun 26, 2009 - As much as Howard Stern annoys the crap out of me this is some comedic gold right here. Ed would totally get a kick out of this, R.I.P. Ed.

mickbynes Says:

Jun 28, 2009 - R.I.P. Ed McMahon. I wanted to meet him. :\

ThiefInLaw Says:

Jul 4, 2009 - Amen brother!

sserpent21 Says:

Jul 6, 2009 - The Raquel Welch part about shitting on his dick is hysterical.I gotta buy that book

notbendable Says:

Jul 7, 2009 - "...that was a tough, tough night."

ChromeTecNina Says:

Jul 7, 2009 - That clip that started at 03:26 is the most epic piece of audio splicing I've ever heard in my life. Jesus Christ they worked overtime on that one.

Lukezzz93 Says:

Jul 8, 2009 - Gilbert's laugh makes me laugh to tears

June28July Says:

Jul 8, 2009 - Gilbert Gottfried after reading this: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

bankybob123 Says:

Jul 10, 2009 - Artie laughs like Mark Hammil when he plays the joker.

nickringer Says:

Aug 25, 2009 - Zsa Zsa gabor has mammoth cuntlips.

psychicwhoosh Says:

Aug 29, 2009 - I am literally choking with laughter. I believe Richard Christy is responsible for this and I am really not sure how he got some of these words from the audio book. Does Ed actually use the word cunt or is Christy even splicing phonetic sounds together? That guy is worth his weight in gold to the Stern show.

strawhataddison Says:

Aug 30, 2009 - you know its good, gilbert and artie are cracking up the whole time. it doesnt sound spliced to me. he probly got it from a phrase like "duck hunt."

psychicwhoosh Says:

Aug 30, 2009 - I could see Ed as a duck hunter. He must have tried it at least once, From the audio book it is clear he had a great lust for life as wel as young boys.

katey1dog Says:

Aug 30, 2009 - 3:26 Somebody should animate that shit!

GregMcMahon101 Says:

Sep 7, 2009 - Good old uncle Ed....rest his soulMeetMcMahondotcomPeace!

jingles373 Says:

Sep 8, 2009 - This is hilarious!!!

enigma414 Says:

Oct 10, 2009 - I know that's right! I bet this took forever to piece together. What a trooper

fireemblem555 Says:

Oct 11, 2009 - I think they said in the Jay Leno Audio book that they splice together two words like fun and duck to make fuck, and they probably do something similar for cunt.

HookInMouth999 Says:

Oct 19, 2009 - He said before he will take words like country and bunt or something like that and put the parts together to make words like cunt.... its all just alot of editing time

jonblaze87 Says:

Nov 1, 2009 - Sorry it me so long, the program is called soundforge.

lswanger924 Says:

Nov 11, 2009 - Gilbert's laugh sounds like he'd make a great Joker in some new Batman cartoon in the future.