Languages - Eddie Izzard

av3ryx Says:

Jun 21, 2010 - @evexgee I don't know, I thought it was funny.

Alex04041000 Says:

Jun 22, 2010 - i dnt like when he swears but hes soooo funny

SalandFindles Says:

Jun 25, 2010 - What did he call a Z?

Lilooooooo13 Says:

Jun 26, 2010 - Uh, we dón't smoke miruhana? (wrong spelilng 8D)Maybe some, but not all of them. :'3

IrukandjiSyndrome Says:

Jun 28, 2010 - The first French phrase I learnt at school was "Arthur est un perroquet." Beat that for usefulness.

IMasterJohnI Says:

Jun 28, 2010 - Deutschi Marki´s ^^

TaditsTable Says:

Jun 29, 2010 - @SalandFindles Zed. America is a weird country and pronounces the last letter of the alphabet "Zee" for some reason. It's originally pronounced "Zed"

ScarfifyMadge Says:

Jun 30, 2010 - Actually, us American's do spell through the same way as the British. XDWith all the signs on drive through's and streets that spell it thru, I don't really blame him for thinking American's do spell it that way.

EMartinkevich Says:

Jul 1, 2010 - "Two language's in one head??? No one can live at that speed."Brilliant! :)

bookworm266 Says:

Jul 7, 2010 - Look, a word in Scrabble that's worth 480 points!

15Anime4Ever15 Says:

Jul 7, 2010 - @TaditsTable Because we're America. Americans always have to do things their own way and deviate from the rest of the world. Celsius? We'll use Fahrenheit! Zed? We'll use Zee! Metric system? We'll use our own special American measurements!!We truly are the rebellious teenagers of the world.

gregorgoth11 Says:

Jul 7, 2010 - U say 'erbs we say herbs cause there's a fucking H in it! Rofl Eddie is just an epic win!

gregorgoth11 Says:

Jul 7, 2010 - @enkeli19 he describes himself as a lesbian trapped in a mans body...not as a transvestite

happyjellyfish Says:

Jul 7, 2010 - @15Anime4Ever15 Actually, the the States uses the Imperial System (Fahrenheit and pounds and inches/feet) which was invented in Britain. It's such an easy, practical way of measuring in units of 6, 12 and 16, right? ;) Even Britain now uses a mix of Metric and Imperial, I have no idea why the States still clings to such an impractical method. Nobody understands it and it's a pain to calculate!

SerenityMonkala Says:

Jul 9, 2010 - I'm so glad I speak French!! Eddie is so funny!!!!!!

Nobeester Says:

Jul 10, 2010 - There's an "h" in hour too. I wonder how he pronounces that word. ;-)

DavySigfusson Says:

Jul 12, 2010 - I didn't know the dutch have 4 languages... We Icelanders, usually, only have 3 :((english and danish being the two extra ones)

CaramelChai Says:

Jul 15, 2010 - Well... there may be a fucking H in herb but there's also a fucking R in it. ;)

RubberIceCream Says:

Jul 16, 2010 - Bernard Shaw : ) cause there's a f'in H in it!

EMOmazinng Says:

Jul 16, 2010 - ,j,khj,jk../l/l;

tequilamango Says:

Jul 17, 2010 - But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana. XDDDDD

MissReige Says:

Jul 21, 2010 - @tequilamango Yes, but they're cheating! Everyone knows marijuana is a drug enhancement that can help you on track and field to come last in a team of... of 8 million... 8 million other runners, who are all dead!

sunnshine666 Says:

Jul 22, 2010 - HAHA its funny, i'm Dutch!! and i speak 4 languages too!! lol but not marijuana! XD

kangadillo Says:

Jul 23, 2010 - When he goes to France again he should also bring his aunt, a pen and a table so he can say "La plume de ma tante est sur la table."Funny guy!!!!

vhibe Says:

Jul 26, 2010 - in conclusion ladies and jellyspoons...this man is a genius...