Good 'ol Killdozer enjoying fun times taking down downtown Granby, Colorado. This is a news report live at the time from a helicopter crew who have been watching him for a good long while. Featuring a phone call from a lady who knew Marvin Heemeyer and gives a bit of backstory while the man just rolls in his tank! Killdozer...
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WGN News anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange have been together for many years. This whole thing started out really small and simple. And then along came the internet, and a video camera, and you tube, and here we are with the funniest dance routine since that scene in Big. It's the original, What News Anchors Do During Commercial Breaks. This one has the nat sound, not cheesy music. What News Anchors...
Isabelle Caro is the face behind a poignant Italian ad campaign that depicts anorexia in its truest form, one that has shocked the fashion industry. Sheila MacVicar reports. (CBSNews.com) Anorexia's Living...
Ruth Liptrot joins 100 naked women for a charity calendar photo shoot. Please visit chanceforrosie.org.uk Read blog here: news.five.tv Five News | Naked...
Newswipe, Tuesdays on BBC 4 at 10.30pm Charlie Brooker for PM!! Now I feel I must add the obligitory copyright notices in the hope that the BBC don't make me take it down (pleeeease BBC, let it stay, Mr Brooker would want it to!) Copyright BBC MMX And if you like this, buy some of Charlie Brookers DVDs and books! Charlie Brooker -...
Download the mp3 here: amiestreet.com shirts: www.districtlines.com we're on twitter: www.twitter.com For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include: Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: andrewgregorymusic.com Ruth Marcus on gay marriage Kiran Chetry on marijuana Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates Katie Couric on melting ice Lyrics: RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carried away We might get gay-married today KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah) SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veiny SH: And even take some credit for authorizing the <b>...</b> Auto-Tune the...
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attn 11 mp3: bit.ly Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental. Find Joel Madden online: www.goodcharlotte.com http Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel: www.youtube.com Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.twitter.com Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)! and here: NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag! Gorilla: Damp rag! NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk! Gorilla: Bank Clerk! NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you! Gorilla: Eat my poo! NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you! But I have no doubt that it's your intention To be the quiet assassin of European democracy. Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium Which of course, is pretty much a non-country. We don't know you, we don't want you! The sooner you're put out to grass, the better! We don't like you, we don't want you! Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong! Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong! Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III ! Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD! NG: We don't know you, we don't want you! We don't like you, we don't want you! KC <b>...</b> Auto-Tune the...
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever. Breaking News:...
mp3 available: amiestreet.com ATTN shirts also available: www.districtlines.com The Gregory Brothers bring the world another installment of the news with a beat. Among the topics this week: Jackson, Palin, and Bachman, oh my! See Michael Gregory's other videos at: www.youtube.com Sarah Palin...
More about the programme: www.bbc.co.uk It's the second episode of the second series and there's the usual mix of contributors, reviews and jokes as the news channels continue to provide enough rubbish to make a show out of. Charlie Brooker's...
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presidents and prime ministers sing in harmony. Love and happiness abounds. Get the mp3: amiestreet.com Donations: www.thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Seamos un tilín mejores Y un poco menos egoístas Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Huele a esperanza FR: In this common endeavor Huele a esperanza GB: All of us work together HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun BO: We must embrace a new era of engagement Because the time has come UN Choir: To smell the hope! GB: For growth to be sustained It has to be shared UN Choir: ohhh, We can smell the hope! BO: The time has come UN Choir: To smell a better world!! FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere. AG: Don't get sick That's right, don't get sick If you have insurance, don't get sick If you don't have insurance, don't get sick If you're sick, don't get sick Just don't get sick That's the Republicans' health care plan CC: He has a chart AG: An angry chart CC: A chart that helps us learn! AG: ooh ooh ah ah If you get sick in America, die quickly That's right--the Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick AG: I agree! CC: He agrees! AG: Angrily! CC: Cuz he's angry! KO: Afford to live? Are we at that point? Are we so heartless? How can we not be united against death? Us: My BFF Gilgamesh knows eternal life's an impossible quest The resources exist for your father and mine to get the same treatment Us: Yeah, we're in agreement But first we gotta lay down some All: High <b>...</b> Auto-Tune the...
attn 10 mp3: amiestreet.com Original song, Aquarium Girl, by Kapluckus--album available here: itunes.apple.com Auto-Tune the...
Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera. mp3 available-- amiestreet.com Lyrics: EG: Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh MG: I agree EG: Where all the shawties on the court?... Auto-Tune the...
The Fox News obituary of Kurt Vonnegut airing the day after his death seemed particularly harsh to me, but I may be especially sensitive because I'm a big Vonnegut fan. I've uploaded some clips from the Fox News obituary for you to see and decide for yourself. FYI, I tracked down the origin of the ancient Greek admonition Fox News Obituary...
The Gregory brothers celebrate charts, America, bread, mullets . . . and oh yea, T-Pain shows up, too. Auto-Tune the...
Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smoke mp3: amiestreet.com Lyrics: Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it... MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the <b>...</b> Smoking Lettuce:...
mp3: amiestreet.com ATTN shirts available: www.districtlines.com thanks to our friend Aaron for his arresting appearance in this episode! www.myspace.com also, thanks to Tchaikovsky for providing such a fiery hook (from Swan Lake): en.wikipedia.org lyrics: JE: Let's get it right. ABS: Let's get it right. JE: Shawty on the mic. AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic, you have a much greater chance of being arrested. JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz? AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs. JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves. JE: Lettuce leaves. ABS: They put me in the slammer. JE: They gave me a college degree! ABS: WTF? JE: In biology. ABS: He don't know a tiger from a giraffe. DB: It is painful, it is shameful. ABS: Disdainful! I'm on parole. JE: I'm keepin my glass of champagne full top of the world. ABS: Brick on my ankle. DB: If you are stopped by the police Putcha head down and just wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Don't say nothin. ABS: Shh. DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Putcha head down ALL: Do the dance now! DB: Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! ALL: Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! AH: This is happening all the time It's really stunning ------------------------- PB: This has been a country built by white folks. 100% of the people who wrote the Constitution, 100% of the people who signed the Declaration of <b>...</b> Auto-Tune the...
The possibility of California marijuana legalization and suggestion of Supreme Court lesbianism inspire rousing choruses from concerned/excited news personalities. mp3 download: amiestreet.com Produced by The Gregory Brothers. More on us: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.facebook.com ATTN shirts: www.districtlines.com Lyrics: The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it Then supersize it Right now, now, now $4000 an ounce That's way too much $400 an ounce That's ten times the blunts We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right right now, now, now That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal For the needy people Right now, now, now Does it lead to harder drugs? No more than cigarettes No, absolutely not It leads to happiness We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now A photo of supreme court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball Uh, uh... That's been sort of a signal like 2 men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The immediate implication is that they're gay That's all, I've, I've known that for a long time And as soon as I saw that picture I knew the implication: She's gay, she's gay! I saw the allegation: she's gay, she's gay! Her sexual orientation Significant in her confirmation Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay, gay lesbian) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay lesbian, lesbian) Gay, gay, gay, gay like two <b>...</b> Auto-Tune the...

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